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Unconditional Satisfaction GuaranteeNo Shipping Fees Above 302 Months to Decide. Returns Simplified.Turn that town upside down.This hilarious 3D greeting card is for your favorite, horned up show off. Unicorn Stripper is here to celebrate good times, cmon. The front cover features the saddest damn donkey with Other people written above it. The inside is where the dumb donkeys move over for pole dancing queens. A pop up unicorn shows off its sexiest stomps as it trots around a 3D stripper pole with pride. Give em this colorful gem and theyll laugh harder than a horse kicks from a surprise slap on the ass.DJ, fire up my mixtape.Perfect Occasions:Funny birthday cards for best friend, hilarious greeting cards for bachelorette/bachelor, best humor 3D joke greeting cards for boyfriend/girlfriend, milestone birthday cards for 30th/40th/50th/60th/70th him/her, happy birthday bitch cards for girlfriend, and more.Whats Inside:Card size: 5 x 7 (13cm x 18cm)Envelope size: 5 x 7 (13cm x 18cm)Note card for handwritten message: 4 x 6 (10cm x 15cm)Front cover: Sad donkey
