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Unconditional Satisfaction GuaranteeNo Shipping Fees Above 302 Months to Decide. Returns Simplified.Must…protect…ego…at all.cost.Happy Birthday Prick is a hysterical 3D greeting card celebrating the offensive ash-hole who likes to swing big prick energy around a room. The front cover reads, Happy Birthday Prick. The inside features a pop up desert cactus wearing a cone hat while holding a birthday balloon. No surprise herethat balloon is being popped like the spirit of those within this button-pushers reach. Give the giggly prick something to laugh at other than you.Strict social distancing recommended with this thorny insult factory.Perfect Occasions:Funny birthday cards for friendWhat’s Inside:Card size: 5″ x 7″ (13cm x 18cm)Envelope size: 5″ x 7″ (13cm x 18cm)Note card for handwritten message: 4″ x 6″ (10cm x 15cm)Front cover: Text reads, “Happy Birthday Prick”Inside of card: Pop up desert cactus w/ popping bday balloon
